1. Have me seal her powers.
2. Hold Rakko hostage 
3. Hold Neji hostage 
4. Hold them both hostage ^_^.
5. Cut her hair
6. Have m take control of her while she’s on a date
7. Ask Okami to harass Megami
8. Ask me to use my powers to put her in a bikini during her next date
9. Have me put make-up on her
10. Throw a fish at her when she’s not paying attention (run after)
11. Cause mass confusion in the Hyuuga manor and blame it on Neji
12. Throw a rock at her when she’s not paying attention (again run after)
13. Have me turn all her shirts pink, and make it so she can’t fix it, or wear something else
14. Find a way to break her neck (without consulting the devil)
15. Blow off half her skull (again without consulting the devil)
16. Tell her Rakko got someone else pregnant (and make sure I’m there, so you don’t die)
17. Replace all her hair ties with frilly bows, and have me make it so she can’t change it (she’ll go all day with her hair down and sometimes run into things because of that)
18. Show her a hyper dog (be careful though, she’ll actually punt it)
19. Find a way to flood the Hyuuga manor and blame it on her
20. Show her a cat and tell her to meet her new boy friend
21. Call her a lesbian (run fast and far afterward)
22. Have me dump a certain kind of blood on her (she’ll have no choice, but to take a shower and needs a little help)
23. Flirt with Rakko (run after)
24. Next time she’s on her morning walk have me put “Water Chains” on her when she’s only in her underwear and make sure Rakko’s there
25. Play a joke on her (RUN AFTER!!!)
26. Have her cook you a meal and tell her how awful it is (even though she cooks like a pro.)
27. Kiss Rakko on the check (hey I did say get killed by Asumi)
28. Have me make you look different so you can pretend you’re a villager in need of help (and make her do a lot of “community service”)
29. Harass her all day
30. Pants her in front of Rakko (ok new plan I’ll just bring you back to life…)
31. Call her weak over and over again until she kills you…
32. Dare her to wear a mini skirt on her next date or you’ll do something to the manor and blame it on her again (she’ll do it too)
33. Black mail her
34. Have Neji and Tenten go out so she’ll be forced to baby-sit her niece and nephew (and take a pic. of the result; and I’ll bring you back to life so don’t worry)
35. Have me die her hair pink, and make it so she can’t fix it
36. Insult Megami
37. Be mean to her niece and nephew
38. Tell her something that only makes sense to you or you and someone else.
39. Pet her
40. Pet her and tell her she’s a very pretty little kitty
41. Tell her she’s a cat and when she says “I know I am,” say “Exactly”
42. Say “No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok,” and when she asks “What moment?” Reply with “Exactly”
43. Ask her if her favorite movie is “The Aristocrats” (she’s never heard of the movie)
44. Ask her is her favorite song is “Cat Scratch Fever” (again she’s never heard of it)
45. Now ask her if her favorite play is “Cats,” after asking # 43, and #44 (she’ll probably hit you so… watch out)
46. Ask her how many tattoo’s does she want (she’ll be confused at first… then hit you)
47. Scream in her ear (once again you will be hit)
48. Ask her if she’s jealous of Tenten, and when she asks “No; why?” reply “No reason”
49. Blow up the Hyuuga manor after I teleport all the residents outside, and blame her
50. Call her girly (Bye- Bye :) )