Bye-Bye Boys

Madison: So what exactly do you do here?
Me: You’ll see.
Neji: *walks up*
Me: *holds up kitty Asumi*
Neji: *grabs/hugs her* Kitty!!! Wait…
Madison: Nice.
Me: It gets better.
Sasuke: *walks up*
Me: *holds up a pic. of Rakko and Asumi making out*
Sasuke: Why!?!? *goes into fetal position*
Madison: That was so rude :)
Me: Just watch we have six left.
Lee: *runs up*
Me: Here Lee I know how hard you have been training… *holds up a thing of water*
Lee: Thank you Wesley! *drinks then gets really drunk and starts dancing around/flirting with Sasuke*
Madison: *starts laughing* It was sake?
Me: Yep.
Shino: *quietly goes up*
Me: Sorry dude. *throws a bunch of hungry lizards on him*
Shino: *starts running around summoning his bugs that get eaten*
Madison: *trying not to die*
Kiba: *jumps down form a tree*
Me: *points* Look a kitty!!
Kiba: *runs off trying to find*
Okami: Domestic dogs are such an embarrassment.
Madison: *calming down* What?
Okami: I’m a wolf.
Madison: And I thought you were cool the first time we met.
Shikamaru: *wakes up*
Me: *shows him a sexy pic. of Temari*
Shika: *passes out*
Me: Too easy.
Choji: *walks up*
Me: *makes a piñata that he can’t reach appear*
Choji: *tries to get it*
Madison: Do you always do this?
Me: Pretty much.
*after a while of more humiliation*
Neji: Alright Wesley you had your fun now-
Me: *shows them a sexy pic. of some girl that looks like the girl they love in there eyes*
The guys: *pass out*
Madison: *burst of laughing*
Asumi: I know you don’t carry that around; who is that by the way?
Me: Of course not I just summoned a pic. of some girl from my world to do that. *makes it disappear*
Asumi: Oh right instead you carry this pic around!
Me: Hey! Where’d you get that!?
Asumi: Your pocket where else?
Me: But I don’t- well whatever it’s just Lu Xun.
Asumi: Hey! *changes it back*
Me: Stop that!
Asumi: Make me!
Me/Asumi: *keep changing the pic.*
Madison: *dieing from laughter* :)